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What and why are you?

Musings.

Created on 2005-03-28 17:59:27 (#6607072), last updated 2008-05-01

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Name:Lindsey Alexis
Birthdate:1987-12-30
Location:Los Angeles, California, United States
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Everything that is to know about me is defined in this simple except:
"Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf, and it penetrated her spleen. She lay in a coma for months, unable to do anything but sing "Granada" to an imaginary herring. Why was this woman in the prime of life so afflicted-- because in her youth she dared to defy convention and got married with a brown paper bag on her head? And how can I believe in God when last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? I am plagued by doubts. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
Oh and I never learned how to say "espresso".
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